I am bored so I am doing what red-blooded American male would do.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 12/22/2013 at 12:58 • Filed to: None

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No, not masturbating furiously to pictures of Porsche turbo manifolds.

I'm blasting Never Say Die on vinyl and dusting our bedroom while my wife snoozes on the couch with our son.

lonestranger > CalzoneGolem 12/22/2013 at 13:05

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* lonestranger opens hood of an Audi RS2 *

* fapfapfap *

CalzoneGolem > lonestranger 12/22/2013 at 13:08

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*hands over a roll of paper towels and some windex*

Just clean up when you're done.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 12/22/2013 at 13:18

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Yeah, I'm just watching porn so... pass the jergens.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/22/2013 at 13:23

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*makes eye contact*

You can get it yourself.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 12/22/2013 at 13:51

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*keeps eye contact*

Okay, that's cool too.

Mathias Rios > CalzoneGolem 12/22/2013 at 20:38

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951 yay yay

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 03:20

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That engine looks sort of familiar.

...

If there's such a thing as an Unhappy Place, I think I've just found it.

(The 944's front of engine seals can all eat my shorts. All of them. I'm not even wearing shorts, and they can eat them. HATE. LOATHING. RAAAAAGGGGEEEE.)

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 12/23/2013 at 08:24

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Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 12/23/2013 at 11:27

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I finally got the last front-of-engine seal on there. Not only did I keep ordering the wrong part because there was a surprise design refresh in 1984, but I kept screwing the crankshaft ones up because there's a hard-edged repair sleeve from some other doofus screwing up my car repairs.

My car (albeit a naturally aspirated Porschelump) can...eat my shorts.